Sunday, 17 July 2016


... more running... more tunes:

  • GUTS: Sweet Love [2008]
  • Savages: You're My Chocolate [2008]
  • Me & You: Arnie vs. Ghandi [2008?]
  • Odjbox: Blue Goose [2012]
  • The Rwenzoris: Handsome Boy (E Wara) [1974]
  • The Mixed Grill: A Brand New Wayo [1979]
  • Chicago Gangsters: I Choose You [1975]
  • Christian Bruhn: Wetten, Dass...? [1979]
  • Juan Demonio: Es Casa [1975]
  • Jerzy Milian: Gacek [1975]


Still no proper personal take on all that's happened on this blessed (soon to be abandoned) island since that fucking referendum. It's coming. But PROJECT CATALUNYA is keeping us busy here: a cathartic clearing out of loft-bound possessions of zero utility - selling some stuff, giving, giving some stuff away, dumping other stuff; making arrangements for removals; paperwork, paperwork, paperwork; arranging leaving parties and drinks that map sensibly to the complex Venn diagam of our overlapping social lives; doing a couple of weeks of paid work not so much for the modest money as for the useful experience it provides ahead of the thing we're going to be doing for a living up in those Catalan hills.

There is still time to run and jump and lift etc., albeit less time than I'd like. A recent session was greased on its tiring way by:   

  • Chemise: She Can't Love You [1982]
  • Skyy: Show Me The Way [1983]
  • Ahmed Fakroun: Nisyan [1977]
  • Chakachas: Stories [1972]
  • The Boris Gardner Happening ft. Leslie Butler: Ghetto Funk [1973]
  • Kokolo: Soul Power [2008]
  • Hülya Süer Şeker Oğlan(Kozmonot Rework)[2015]*
  • Ihsan Al-Munzer: Sari Aghtchik [??]**


*This seems to be a pretty radical 2015 remix ("rework", if you will) of a song by a Turkish Singer, Hülya Süer, about whom I have found precious little information. Various photos of her dotted around online appear to be have been taken over many years. Judging by her makeup and hairstyle in the photo accompanying mentions of this track, I'm inclined to guess the original recording was made some time in the 1970s. 

**This track was recorded in Lebanon some time in the 1970s. I don't have more specific info than that.

Sunday, 3 July 2016


BREXIT REFERENDUM: an angry, exasperated, worried this is my england response IS brewing. But it may take a few more days to emerge. As PROJECT CATALUNYA gathers pace, a third trip to the area has turned out to be necessary, and is set to take place later this coming week. This time the focus will be on confirming a temporary home to serve as a reasonably comfortable base for the first 6-12 months of our new life abroad. But I'm still managing to have a go at working off the excess weight, firming up the excess softness and doing something about a long legacy of under-addressed puniness. The day after the referendum, I spent a fiery hour with my perceptive PT, who wisely selected a session consisting largely of slamming things onto other things very hard. Cathartic. A little. Not enough, of course. Left to my own devices a day or so later, I moved about a bit to a funny old soundtrack: nostalgia for my clubbing days at the front end, followed by a couple of oddities recorded in the Soviet Union of all places:

  • Frankie Knuckles: Your Love [1986]
  • D.O.P.: Future Le Funk [1992]
  • Saint Etienne: Only Love Can Break Your Heart [1991]
  • Rozalla: Everybody's Free (To Feel Good) [1991]
  • CeCe Peniston; Finally [1991]
  • Andrei Petrov: Mondniy Tanec [1977]
  • Aleksander Zatsepin: Tanec Shamana [1974]

Thursday, 23 June 2016


An unnecessary, divisive and toxic plebiscite foisted upon us so David Cameron could continue to be PM. Endless and unpunished lying. The impossibility of denying that we now live in a post-truth era in which experts and facts are routinely reviled and rejected. Unless they're on your side. It's nearly done. Hoping for the right result. Lots simmering away in the background as PROJECT CATALUNYA gathers pace. No wonder I needed another run and additional physical jerks, part of all that lightened by: 
  • Ill Biskits: 22 Years [1994]
  • Handsome Boy Modeling School ft. J-Live & Róisín Murphy: The Truth [1999]
  • Nu: MAN O TO [2012]
  • Capricorn: 20 Hz [1993]
  • The Aloof: Never Get Out Of The Boat [1991]


I've thought about writing something relating to today's EU referendum here in the UK. In fact, given the degree to which the whole dismal business has been dominating headlines and conversations here of late, it seems strange not be doing so. But I've been all over Twitter and whatnot, making my REMAIN preference pretty obvious. I've grown weary of it, and fearful about the consequences of a LEAVE win. More the point, others have articulated the left-wing case for a remain vote far more articulately and persuasively than I can manage, notably Alex Andreou back in May. All I have in the tank today, then, is another dumb list of the stuff I listened to during my most recent stint of running my way towards reduced fatness and sweaty breathlessness:

  • The Winstons: Amen Brother [1969]
  • Billy Preston: Outta Space [1971]
  • Lonnie Liston Smith & The Cosmic Echoes: Expansions [1975]
  • Bernard Purdie: Cold Sweat [1971]
  • DJ Nephets: Na Na Na [1997]
  • Funk Machine: Message From Our Sponsor [1991]

Monday, 20 June 2016


Busy times. Back and forth to Catalunya as we firm up the details of the big move to that part of the world. Plus the last few days here in the UK have been a whirlwind of social stuff: a laddish bender with old pals, including beers in the Dublin Castle followed by Weatherall and On-U Sound in the Jazz Cafe; a Kentish wedding party; a good lunch with extended family. Hence less time for flab-fighting and all that. Back on it today, though, the treadmill part made better by:

  • Abradab: Mamy Królów na Banknotach [2010]
  • Gary Wright: Love is Alive [1975]
  • Black Sugar: Understanding [1971]
  • The Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band: Express Yourself [1970]
  • Fela Kuti: Water Get No Enemy [1975]
  • Round Robin Monopoly: Life is Funky [1974]
  • Patrice Rushen: The Hump [1977]   

Wednesday, 8 June 2016


getting back into the flow of smashing off the fat and all that. the running component of today's efforts was made more bearable by the following:

  • A-WA: Habib Galbi [2015]
  • Kayah: Na Językach [1997]
  • Mighty Mo & The Winchester Seven: The Next Message [2007]
  • Earnest Jackson: Joy and Affection [1973]
  • Gramatik: No Way Out [2009]
  • Geater Davis: I Love You [1971]


When I were a lad, politics was easy. The working folk, by and large, voted Labour. Votes for the Tories were cast by those with pockets full of cash and heads full of the desire to hang onto that cash. A Liberal voter tended to tick a few of the following boxes: geography teacher; wearer of sandals; supper of real ale; into caravanning; beards; very concerned about local issues such as dog shit on the pavements; Methodist, Quaker or Kumbayah Anglican. Parliamentarians from these three camps had quite a lot in common, ideologically at least, with the activists and rank-and-file members of their respective parties. 

Flash forward to 2016. Here in Britain, across Europe, and in the USA we are seeing the wholesale desertion of mainstream political parties and candidates. People like me sometimes get to nod approvingly when this benefits avowedly and meaningfully left-wing organisations such as Portugal's Bloco de Esquerda, Spain's Podemos or Syriza in Greece. Sadly, though, the rapidly waning trust for established politicians and parties more often seems to be working in favour of regressive opportunists seeking to leverage the fears of those afflicted by a declining standard of living and the worst effects of technological and economic change. Hence the rise of right-wing populist, nationalist and far-right neofascist parties across Europe. Hence the steadily accelerating erosion of the gains made in preceding decades by those fighting for workers' rights, women's rights, minority rights and against the impoverishing effects of unfettered rentier capitalism. Hence, under the disingenuous guise of a putative concern for "free speech", the rolling back of language scornfully dismissed as "politically correct" by those who wish to reclaim a lost freedom to use words like nigger, kike, spic, raghead and faggot.

The last remark above paraphrases part of an excellent, terrifying article by Chris Hedges about Donald Trump and the rise of a new American fascism. A more amusing take on the attacks being sustained by advocates of kinder, less alienating language can be enjoyed by watching Stewart Lee discussing so-called political correctness. Or you could read Paul Mason's recent piece about the worst of what we encounter online, which includes this observation:
"Wherever the internet is not censored it is awash with anger, stereotypes and prejudice. Beneath that is a thick seam of the kind of material all genocides feed off: conspiracy theories and illogic. And, beyond that, you find something the far right didn’t quite achieve in the 1930s: a culture that sees offensive speech as a source of amusement and the ability to publish racist insults as a human right."
I would personally be less concerned about this kind of discourse if the sadistic, psychopathic, Machiavellian, narcissistic people engaging in it were only marginalised, socially awkward types expressing their helpless rage from the box rooms of their parents' houses. Obvious billy-no-mates types such as Joshua Bonehill-Paine and David Child are capable of doing some harm, but only on a pretty limited basis. 

But it's more mainstream than that. Well-known people making a living (sometimes a very good one) from using spitefully provocative language for dark purposes include Katie Hopkins, Nigel Farage, Paul Staines, Toby Young, Milo Yiannopoulos and Rod Liddle.

One thing all of these characters have in common is the adoption of a pose whereby they claim that their own words embody common sense or straight talking or telling it like it is. They purport to be brave enough to be articulating what everyone else is thinking but is too scared to say out loud. Being so courageous and being possessed of strong convictions they will not flinch from the rough and tumble of very robust debate. They don't get offended because taking offence is a cowardly act associated with leftie bed wetters and hand-wringing social justice warriors. They scorn the brittle, humourless defensiveness of the left. They can take a joke, giving as good as they get. Or can they? In my experience this is really not the case. By way of evidence, I can cite the list of Twitter account holders by whom this is my england is blockedAlongside the even more obviously obnoxious likes of Nick Griffin, George Galloway and Max Keiser, my roll of honour includes a couple of the supposed free speech enthusiasts named above. 

Getting blocked by Toby Young and Paul Staines can possibly be achieved through the use of foul, abusive language. But in my case, Messrs. Young and Staines decided to deny me the dubious honour of further interaction just because they prefer not to read dissenting reactions to their deliberately provocative statements online. It seems that these guys take offence pretty easily. It seems they can't take a joke. All at the same time as characterising those on the left as po-faced and prone to taking offence.  

Much the same, it seems, can be said of Breitbart's UK editor, the extraordinarily weird Raheem Kassam. Despite (or perhaps as a reaction to) being the grandson of Muslim immigrants from India, Kassam regularly uses Twitter to rail against Muslims and immigrants. 

The exchange which led to Kassam blocking this is my england on Twitter a little while ago does indeed seem to indicate that he can't take a joke and that he's extremely thin-skinned. The opening gambit of this exchange consisted of the Breitbart man tweeting a picture of a jeweller's shop on the Edgware Road, accompanied by the remark "This is London... apparently." He seemed to be taking issue with the presence of a business whose fascia included Arabic script. So, in wag and funster mode, I decided to respond with pictures of other businesses representing foreign influences on the look and feel of the great British high street. For this, I was blocked. These free-speech-loving, lefty-bedwetter-mocking types: so humourless, so tetchy.